221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: acoolshark, via thatonedesigirl)

  • gay guy: *cough*
  • white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

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hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

  • fuckin raw
  • super chill
  • funky fresh
  • rule breaker

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arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

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svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivationĀ 

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